Now Serving: Kooper's Tavern

I hate Fells Point.

I hate driving in Fells Point.

Fells Point is pretty great. It's vibrant. Loads of great bars and restaurants and shops. The gentle breeze off the water cools things in the dog days of Baltimore summer. The unforgiving cobblestone road on Thames and surrounding streets, however, is enough to make me want to avoid it all together. Though, without the wicked cobblestone, it would take away from one of the best places to watch the Sunday "Walk of Shame". Especially if someone ventures into the cobblestone in 4 inch heels.

Commentary aside, my Burger quest led me to Fells this week. I parked on Aliceanna, wisely avoiding the cobblestone, and walked into Kooper's Tavern. They're located across from one of the most famous fake police stations in TV history, and are widely regarded as one of the best burgers in town. I'd never eaten here, and I arrived on an empty stomach.

Feeling like splurging a bit, I ordered the most expensive burger on the menu, Billy's Wagyu. Wagyu, if you don't know, literally translates into "Japanese Cow". It possesses great taste and is known for having predominately monosaturated fats, which in small quantaties, can help lower cholesterol. I know what some of you are thinking. A Burger that's healthy, and isn't a weak ass Turkey Burger? Not exactly, but it's better for you. I know what the rest of you are thinking. Stop trying to be PBS and show me the damn burger.

One bite into this burger tells me this was a carefully planned and thought out. This was no accident. Each ingredient dynamic, and complimentary of each other, while not drowning the other out. The bun, so soft. The beef, perfectly cooked with just a little seasoning. The applewood bacon, thick and crisp. The arugula, zesty. And topped with garlic cream cheese. I felt like I was committing a sin while I was eating it. So much happening in my mouth at the same time, it was incredible. Easily one of the best burgers I've ever had. It's days later, and I still have daydreams about it. Even the Yellow Tail Ale I had with it was fantastic (and for those of you who have an iron lover like myself, their beer selection is pretty impressive.)

Koopers has several locations. If you have as much a disgust for cobblestone as I do, visit them in Timonium, in Jacksonville FL when visiting your retired grandparents, or (and here is the best part) their mobile food truck  makes regular stops around Mt. Vernon, Hopkins and Downtown. You haven't any excueses left. Put this on your burger bucket list.

But my recent burgergasm aside, there are many more top restaurants in the area that tout they are the best. And I won't stop until I've tried them all. Or until a medical professional advises me otherwise.

Now Serving: Lighthouse Tavern

My mission to find the best burger in Baltimore continues this week. I found my self in Canton, one of, if not, my favorite neighborhood. I'd driven past The Lighthouse Tavern countless times, and never once been inside. It had a great location, just a block from the water, right across the street from the dog park, and far enough from Canton Square where parking isn't a challenge. You can always see a friendly message written on the chalkboard outside. Just feels inviting.

It's a Sunday afternoon when I stroll in through the side entrance. With the Ravens on a bye, only a handful of locals are inside, and they all seemed to know each other. All the games are on their TV's. It's pretty dark inside, but oddly, it's cozy.

I take a look over the menu, which boasts "Our burgers are getting a reputation as the Best in Baltimore!" Good, because I'm looking for the best. I don't want to waste my time with an average burger, or even a pretty good burger. I'm glad this laminated paper is letting me know what I'm getting into. They offer a burger of the week that's not on the menu, this one is a very punny "That's Nacho Burger". Perhaps Bob Belcher helped pick the name.

Bob Belcher, Master of Burger Puns

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The one I settled for sounded like a beast. "Billy's Monster Grilled Cheese Burger" is their Angus beef burger, served between two Grilled Cheese Sandwiches. I'm not sure what Billy was thinking, but I'm not sure I can get that anywhere else.

The Burger comes out as intimidating as it sounds. It looks glorious. The bartender even says "It's picture worthy". He knows and understands foodies like myself drool for stuff like this.

Now getting my mouth around this was no easy task. Take 4 slices of white bread from your pantry Try to put your mouth around that. Now, add a thick beef patty. I don't have the jaw capacity of a Conehead, but I valiantly tried. It took a few bites to get into the meaty center, but when I did, I was a little disappointed.

Call me a burger snob (I guess it's a fitting shoe for anyone who starts a blog specifically for burgers), but a burger is intended to be cooked medium well, with a good balance of pink and natural juices, and I'll always request my burger cooked to this temp. This particular burger was overcooked. I suppose it's better than undercooked and raw, which I've had from a chain I won't name (or even link here). At least it was warm all the way through. But it was just dry. The half a loaf of bread that came with it didn't help. The lack of toppings (and lack of room for toppings at the that). didn't help either. And as much as I love the grilled cheese concept, it just became very messy, with crumbs sticking to the butter from the bun on my fingers. It just felt like too much. I'd maybe suggest using just one sandwich, and stuffing it inside. But if it were done that way, we wouldn't get this awesome looking cutaway.

All in all, I really wanted to like this, just my own personal taste (and maybe me being a burger snob) didn't permit it. Maybe a different burger would have suited me better. I do appreciate the fact that they're willing to try new things. Feel free to check it out yourself, though.

Remember, new posts weekly, ideally Monday or Tuesday. Follow on Instagram @baltimoreburgerblog for even more burgerlicious pictures. 

Now Serving: Bmore Burger Stack

It's Saturday night. I've cleared my schedule to start my burger quest. I had planned to go to what City Paper named Baltimore's Best Burger, The Hamilton Tavern. Well, after a frustrating 15 minutes of not getting anyone's attention, I decided to head home, furious and hungry. I can understand an establishment being busy, but the "See a Bartender for seating" policy is crap when the bartenders ignore you.

Credit: Google Maps, August 2013

During my rage fueled drive home, I saw a dimly lit white banner hanging over a little shack: "Bmore Burger Stack". My evening's mission, though slightly altered, would be met with a burgerlicious conclusion.
 

The place itself is nothing fancy, and it doesn't need to be. A ketchup red painted facade with a order window reminiscent of a classic carryout. I was greeted by a bubbly woman and smiles from the few employees in the back. They have a good selection of brats, BBQ and wet salads, but since this is about Burgers, I selected the "Triple Stack Cheeseburger", three 1/3lb angus beef patties, which they advertise as seasoned and formed daily, and charbroiled to order. toppings and sauces added as you see fit (separated by "old school" and "new school", nice touch). They had a fair amount of BBQ dressings, and I'd never seen Chipotle BBQ as an option for a burger. Combo with fries and a cola (in a can).

Also, the Triple Stack is not their largest offering. They do have the "Heart Attack", but wasn't brave enough to see if it lived up to it's name.

The cashier assured me the food would "fill me up and put me to sleep". I assured her I was no slouch when it comes to food, having completed the XXXL challenge at Fatburger. Food was made to order, and with no seating, I waited in my car about 15 minutes while they cook it up. 

I picked up the bag, and honestly grunted a little. I knew I ordered a pound of beef, but was still heavier than I expected. The fries that came with were done what is best described as "Five Guys Style". Fresh cut, and a super generous serving. They had a fry bag inside the sack, with enough fries to feed a small country. This was the standard size that came with their combo.

Starving, I had to gobble some fries during the drive home. I potentially broke a land speed record, because I knew this is nothing I'd be able to eat in my car. Plus, if it did induce coma like sleep, operating a vehicle would be very dangerous. Arriving home in record time, I unpacked my sack, and was ready to eat.

The burger is as tall as the soda can.

Unwrapping the tin foil felt like Christmas. A giant tower of meat. Beef cooked medium well, per my request (the way it's intended to be eaten). Flame grilled enough to charr the beef, but just enough pink and juice in the center. A fantastic bargain at $8.59.

The chipotle BBQ was a great decision, spread on the top and bottom of the bun, adding a great sweet and smoky flavor. It did make some slippery moments trying to bite in. If you've been to Jimmy Johns, you know what I mean.

Me and my new BFF.

Oh, and about 10 bites in, I was reminded I ordered hots on my burger. I probably won't forget in the future. But everything about this burger worked so well. Eventually, I realized, looking at a very significant portion of the burger devoured, but my stomach screaming 'No Mas",  I wasn't finishing this burger. But, I did sleep extremely well that evening.

All too often, people associate quality with gourmet, which is fine, but I'm glad this is where this blog started, by landing on a place that really goes back to basics, but still understanding it's not the past, and executing on so many levels . A family run shack that just makes good ass food. Go stop by, or better yet, order online.

 

Now Serving, "Baltimore Burger Blog"

Sup.

My name is James, and I love Burgers.

Generally, I love Italian food, all food to be exact, but I really love burgers.

I really like the pursuit of finding the perfect burger. The ideal combination of beef, bun, cheese, bacon and toppings. Maybe it stands out because it's cooked over flame instead of grilled. Maybe it's a creative "Frankenfood" pairing that nobody else has thought of before that makes it really stand out. 

Also, I love the pursuit of finding a good burger joint. That hole in the wall, greasy spoon that nobody knows about. The family run shop with amazing Zagat reviews. That place you saw on that one TV show hosted by the loud guy with the aggressive hair. You know, the one I'm talking about. Maybe the service really stands out.  Maybe the fries and shake or beer help pull the entire experience together.

And I love the city of Baltimore.  So many different neighborhoods with vibrant personalities.  A great energy with loads of top notch restaurants.

Whatever it is, I want to find it. And post my findings here, hopefully on a weekly basis. I'll be fair and honest, and try to cover only locally owned and operated restaurants (Though a national chain of note may slip through from time to time).  I'll review them on what I think is important, and be sure to include lots of pictures. 

If you want to suggest a restaurant, I'm all ears.  If you're a restaurant owner, and want me to treat me to a burger at your establishment, I'll gladly oblige.